My chickens are such graceful creatures.
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
I remember chipping the ceiling when playing with one of these babies.
Photographer Stephen Green-Armytage takes some of the most spectacular chicken photographs you will ever see. In addition to prints (available on his website), and two photobooks (so far) the annual “Extraordinary Chickens” calendars is available in many bookstores. (My parents buy it for their kitchen every year. It’s fantastic).
hallaway said: I thought that fella was married to Miss Crazy-Bonkers Underworld XD Do we have some love triangulars happening here?
Short answer, yes! Sunfall is gonna be full of crazy drama-filled romance.
Long answer: Kei and Moira married out of convenience, so they don’t really care too much for each other (really they kind of hate each other) so having romances with other people is pretty common for them. The gods aren’t very monogamous people even if there is love, though.
It ain’t easy
being cheesy making out with a giant god. Thankfully when your boyfriend is a humanoid plant, you have options.
"My body, my choice" only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.
Fun fact: If my younger sister was in a car accident and desperately needed a blood transfusion to live, and I was the only person on Earth who could donate blood to save her, and even though donating blood is a relatively easy, safe, and quick procedure no one can force me to give blood. Yes, even to save the life of a fully grown person, it would be ILLEGAL to FORCE me to donate blood if I didn’t want to.
See, we have this concept called “bodily autonomy.” It’s this….cultural notion that a person’s control over their own body is above all important and must not be infringed upon.
Like, we can’t even take LIFE SAVING organs from CORPSES unless the person whose corpse it is gave consent before their death. Even corpses get bodily autonomy.
To tell people that they MUST sacrifice their bodily autonomy for 9 months against their will in an incredibly expensive, invasive, difficult process to save what YOU view as another human life (a debatable claim in the early stages of pregnancy when the VAST majority of abortions are performed) is desperately unethical. You can’t even ask people to sacrifice bodily autonomy to give up organs they aren’t using anymore after they have died.
You’re asking people who can become pregnant to accept less bodily autonomy than we grant to dead bodies.
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"If my favorite follower dies I always reload. Always. And I don’t care if it “ruins experience” or something."
I’ll never let you die, Erandur. You’re stuck with me for your entire cute little elf life.
ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
you know i was considering the original for a joe-themed song for the DOA OST, but suddenly i’m thinking roz
Holy crap this version is amazing.
takin off ur bra at the end of the day